Dec 6, 2007

Belated Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday and Good Luck.

Robin and Elayne.

A big shout out to Elayne Riggs (whose Pen Elayne blog is prominent in the sidebar). Being lax in my blog reading because of the extended hours working these last few weeks, it was only yesterday when I was perusing Elayne’s blog to find her Bday just passed! So a very big if belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Elayne and also to Robin, her beau whose bday is today. As well as good luck wishes for her interview today!
Bon voyage!

Today my good friend Ed and his wife Marcel left for a wonderful cruise off the California coast. It just gives me a great excuse to post this wonderful picture of Ed and me.

The Wolfeman and Me.

A bear of a man, when Ed throws his arm around you in friendship, it’s like the irresistible force has thrown itself around your shoulders. I am hoping they both have a wonderful trip!
Video Vault Thursdays!

Okay, so here we are and it’s December and boy! Is it cold outside!

As for Video Vault Thursdays, this week we are at number 9 in the parade of music videos for songs from the past.

If you haven’t been keeping track, here’s a rundown of the videos that have been pulled out of the vault over the last bunch of weeks:
Week 8:
Nick Lowe’s Crackin’ Up from Labour of Lust (and featuring Rockpile) 1979

Week 7:
Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody from A Night at the Opera 1975

Week 6:
The Art of Noise’s Close (To the Edit) from Who’s Afraid of the Art of Noise? 1984

Week 5:
The Breeder’s Saints from Lust Splash 1993

Week 4:
Deee-Lite’s Groove Is in the Heart from the album World Clique 1990

Week 3:
The Traveling Wilbury’s End of the Line from Traveling Wilbury’s Volume 1 1988

Week 2:
The Flying Lizard’s cover of Barrett Strong’s classic Money from the band’s debut album 1979

Week 1:
Lene Lovich’s Lucky Number from the album Stateless 1978

So, with that brief recap and the awesome lineup of songs, the question was what to present as this week’s entry. While I had a few songs already tracked down and prepared to slot into the number nine spot, this morning while I was putting together this post, I was captured in a moment of inspiration and suddenly realized what song (video) I wanted to use this week.

This week’s video is not a great video as videos go but, it provides an interesting glimpse into a very important period in musical history. The late 80’s saw the growth in prominence of Grunge as Glam Metal started to decline in popularity. This week’s entry into Video Vault Thursdays has elements of both movements. The hairstyles and dress of the band are very much reminiscent of Glam Metal but the tune itself could easily be considered ‘grungy’ in tone and foreshadows what would become popular in music over the successive years.

This week’s entry from the album Earth • Sun • Moon is Love and Rockets’ No New Tale to Tell:

Dec 4, 2007

Dedicated to Jamelah and Caryn.

The twin beauties whose love of bacon knows no bounds. I give you Pork! The other white meat, in its natural state prior to the transformation into that most delicious breakfast treat!

Waitin’ Bacon.

Dec 3, 2007

Terror filled Mondays!

This week’s flick is one of my favorites. I haven’t seen it in a long, long, long time but I have fond memories of it:

Dr. Cal Meacham, a noted scientist, receives an unusual substitute for electronic condensers that he ordered. They are un-Earthly in their ability to carry overloads of electricity; he sends a letter to the company that supplied the parts, and receives a package which appears to be a catalog. He begins ordering parts from it, and eventually is given a kit to build a very complex communication device called an interocitor.


When finished, Meacham receives a message on it: A mysterious man named Exeter tells him he has passed the test he was given. His ability to build the interocitor demonstrates that he is gifted enough to be part of the special research project Exeter is running.


It is then that Cal and Ruth learn that Exeter and his band are aliens from the planet Metaluna, come to Earth seeking scientists to help them defend their planet in the war against the evil Zagons. Though they protest, Exeter informs them that he is taking them back to his war-torn planet, in the hope that they can do something to aid it.


Exeter decides to help Meacham and Adams escape, thus revolting against his own kind, before they enter the brain-reprogramming facility. Cal overpowers the mutant creature accompanying them (but not before it wounds Exeter) and the three make their escape and journey back to Earth.

Nov 29, 2007

Video Vault Thursdays!

Finding myself still at work today and having one of those days putting this song up as this week’s entry to Video Vault Thursdays seemed only appropriate.

In 1979, Lowe married country singer Carlene Carter, daughter of country singers Carl Smith and June Carter Cash and step-daughter of Johnny Cash. He adopted her daughter, Tiffany Anastasia Lowe. The marriage ended in the mid-eighties, but they remained friends, and Lowe remained close to the Carter/Cash family; he and Johnny Cash played and recorded together, and Cash recorded several of his songs. 2005 saw the birth of Nick Lowe's first son, Roy Lowe.

This is one of those tunes that if you ever heard it you couldn’t help but notice the bass lick in the song because it’s really catchy. The whole Nick Lowe/Rockpile/Dave Edmunds thing is quite the interesting tale as is Nick Lowe’s life in general:

Rockpile was a British rock group of the late 1970s and early 1980s, noted for its strong rockabilly and power pop influences. The group was central to the rise of New Wave music and appeared on six albums as a featured act, although three of them were released as Dave Edmunds solo albums, and two more were released as Nick Lowe solo albums.



Cracking Up

Cracking up, l’m getting ready to go
Had enough, I can’t take any more
No pills that I can take
This is too real and there ain’t no escape

It scares the daylights
it make a nightmare
l’m tense an l’m nervous.
Everybody all around me
Shakin’ hands and sayin’ howdie

l don't think it’s funny no more

Craking up, iike a worn out shoe
Ain’t wet, but the world’s leakin’ through
l’d run, but I’d find no pace
l laugh, but it’s wrecking me... wrecking me

It make a shiver, it make a shake
It make a monster, just like an earthquake
Everybody havin’ fun
l don’t know how they can carry on

’Cause I don’t think it’s funny no more

At dead of night time, at crack of dawn
It comes upon me without warning
If I were a gunman I would shoot
l’d tear the hair out by the root
l’d make a knife out of a notion
All at sea in an ocean of a emoton

l don’t think it’s funny no more
l don't think it’s funny no more... crackin’ up!
I don't think it's funny no more... crackin’ up!

Nov 26, 2007

Terror Filled Mondays!

This week, Terror Filled Mondays takes on a wider scope. Most of the films so far have dealt with terror on a smaller scale but, there’s no denying the horror of a planet-wide catastrophe.

The ship’s construction is a race against time as doomsday approaches. Groups in other nations also begin building ships. As time begins running out, formerly-skeptical scientists admit that Hendron’s group was right about doomsday, and governments prepare for the inevitable.




As the appointed day of annihilation draws closer, the ship is loaded with food, microfiche copies of books, equipment, and animals. Approximately fifty passengers are selected by lottery, but Randall refuses to take part, believing that he has no useful skills to contribute. However, Drake tricks him into joining the crew by inventing a medical condition for the pilot, making a backup necessary. The cynical Stanton, having bought weapons to defend the base, becomes more anxious as time passes.


This movie is one of George Pal’s great contributions to the genre and though I haven’t seen it in awhile I have to imagine it holds up against some current fare. Certainly I’ve seen a couple of Discovery Channel and History Channel shows that deal with the exact same subject matter. Even the flicks Armageddon and Deep Impact mined the same subject matter but, When Worlds Collide is the one that started it all!

Nov 19, 2007

Terror filled Mondays!

Okay so Thanksgiving is almost upon us and it wouldn’t be a holiday week without the offering up of a Monday turkey.

Mr. Tako, head of Pacific Pharmaceuticals, is frustrated with the television shows his company is sponsoring and wants something to boost his ratings. When a doctor tells Tako about a giant monster he discovered on the small Faro Island, Tako believes that it would be a brilliant idea “...with a punch” to use the monster to gain publicity. Tako immediately sends two men, Sakurai and Kinsaburo, to find and bring back the monster from Faro.

Thing is, most of these movies are watchable and fun in one manner or another although, they are definitely turkeys. I was hard-pressed to come up with a movie this week, mainly because of a jam packed weekend but, one flick kept nagging at me...

I think the main reason this particular movie was jumping about the synapses is because of a memory of passing time over at my Uncle and Aunt’s one holiday watching about a half hour of the movie. It seemed for a few years there, the movie would be broadcast on the Thanksgiving holiday (although for the life of me I can’t understand the symbolism therein).

Meanwhile, the American submarine Seahawk gets caught in an iceberg. Unfortunately, this is the same iceberg that Godzilla was trapped in by the JSDF seven years earlier in 1955 in the movie Godzilla Raids Again. As an American rescue helicopter circles the iceberg, Godzilla breaks out and heads towards a nearby Japanese Arctic base. The base, of course, is ineffective against Godzilla. Godzilla’s appearance is all over the press and makes Tako angry. As Tako is complaining about Godzilla's media hype to his employees, one of them exclaims “And... there's a movie too!”

Up to now, the movies I’ve focused on have been firmly entrenched in the 50’s but, the fun of Terror Filled Mondays is that I’m free to range anywhere in cinema history up to the early eighties (my own restrictions). So without much more of a buildup, this week’s entry is a marriage between the cinema of two countries. A union of two famous franchises coming together for the kind of battle basement dwelling geeks and kids love dearly. It’s one of those what if kind of movies... one of those whose stronger or who would win in a fight kind of movies. The biggest plus is that it works and winds up being fairly entertaining:

Back at Pacific Pharmaceuticals, Tako is excited because Kong is now all over the press instead of Godzilla. As Tako is out of the room, one of the employees ask which is stronger between King Kong and Godzilla. Another employee responds “Stupid, it’s not a wrestling match!” Tako walks back in the room and exclaims “I’ll buy that idea!”


Not so Marvel-ous?

The big news on an otherwise slow day, aside from relaying experiences about checking out the National in New York this weekend, is the question of whether or not Marvel.com has been hacked or if this is just some kind of loopy (read stupid) promotion.

If you go to load Marvel.com you wind up getting this loaded: http://www.marvel.com/doctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrangedoctorstrange

Strange indeed!

Nov 15, 2007

Video Vault Thursdays!

This week’s a trip into the video vault gives us a chance to check out one of my all time favorite tunes. It’s a bit unusual for its time and even for today because it doesn’t easily fit into one particular genre of music although I imagine it might be considered techno in a way. Prodigy would later go on and sample it for their hit Firestarter.

I’ve put two versions of the video up. Thing is with this particular song, there were a couple of versions of the track at the time so I’m not really sure which is the ‘official’ video. I like the first one myself and I think it’s the one.


Here’s the other:



I’m a big fan of The Art of Noise and have been for a long time. They were way ahead of their time in the use of sampling that has become so prevalent in music today (possibly a bad thing?).
the Art of Noise was initially packaged as a faceless anti- or non-group, blurring the distinction between the art and its creators. The band is noted for their innovative use of electronics and computers in pop music and particularly for innovative use of sampling. The name of the group alludes to the essay The Art of Noises by noted futurist Luigi Russolo.

However, my sense is that since they were originators (or early adoptees) of the technique, they had a better sense of how to use it.

Nov 14, 2007

The Moody dentist.

Andy Warhol made a statement about the fifteen minutes of fame:

15 minutes of fame (or famous for 15 minutes) is an expression coined by the American artist Andy Warhol. It refers to the fleeting condition of celebrity that attaches to an object of media attention, then passes to some new object as soon as the public's attention span is exhausted. It is often used in reference to figures in the entertainment industry and other areas of popular culture.

I have to wonder if Warhol could foresee a future of digital cameras, camera phones and the like but, with the advent of the web it seems as if Warhol was prescient to say the least. That 15 minutes though is a tricky thing in that while you can be famous, you an also become infamous.

Case in point, locally a road rage incident was captured by a television news crew. One participant was a dentist by the name of Moody. Everybody has a bad day but, I get the feeling that this is an instance where that fifteen minutes will prove to be a life altering event:

The CBS 2 HD Westchester crew was about to head out on a story Friday when the news found them. Just outside our bureau Dr. William Moody, a White Plains dentist, left his Mercedes to confront Luis Infante for blocking his access to a parking lot. Moody even forced his way into Infante’s car as if to move it himself.

Not long after, fists–and bodies–started flying.

“He was saying bad words to me, then he spit in my face,” Infante said “Twice.”

(note - watch the middle video which is the incident captured raw without commentary)

Our footage shows Moody walking toward Yolanda Infante with his right arm stretched out in front of him. As Moody’s arm nears her face, Yolanda responds by pushing Moody on the right side of his torso. He’s almost a foot taller than her and clearly was not harmed by her push. Moody responds by yelling “b****” and pushing the woman with his left arm, sending her tumbling to the sidewalk.

Nov 12, 2007

Terror filled Mondays.

This is a big week for terror filled Mondays. I skipped last week partially because it got busy and partially because I was getting this large entry together. It’s big both literally and figuratively!

Literally because there’s not one movie highlighted but three this week! Figuratively because of the subject of those movies.because of the flicks that are featured as part of Terror Filled Mondays - notice I said flicks! See, you can’t really talk about one of these films without talking about the others. That’s just the way it is with these particular movies - even though they were produced by different companies
Lt. Col. Glenn Manning, a soldier in the U.S. Army who suffers serious burns over 90% of his body following inadvertent exposure to plutonium radiation from a bomb blast. Manning miraculously survives the explosion and his burns completely heal, but the radiation causes him to abnormally grow into a 60-foot-tall giant. At this size, his heart is unable to supply sufficient blood to his brain and he gradually goes insane.


Nancy Archer, whose husband Harry (William Hudson) wants the US $50 million she recently inherited from her father so he can abandon her and live it up with his young mistress Honey Parker (Yvette Vickers). After catching Harry flirting with Honey during a Friday night dance at a local bar, Nancy encounters a spaceship carrying an extraterrestrial thirty feet tall who, we later learn, needs diamonds to power his “satellite,” as the craft is called throughout the movie.


Joyce Manning, the sister of Army officer Lt. Col. Glenn Manning, becomes convinced that her brother survived his fall from the Hoover Dam at the end of the first film. Along with Army officer Major Mark Baird and scientist Dr. Carmichael, she goes to Mexico to look for him... Manning is captured and drugged by the Army and taken back to America, but he again escapes and goes on a rampage through Los Angeles and Hollywood. Eventually Joyce makes him snap to his senses and realizing what he has done.


Two of the movies are connected since War of the Colossal Beast is the sequel to The Amazing Colossal Man but, did you know that the co-writer of The Amazing Colossal Man also wrote Attack of the 50ft Woman?

There are a couple of other little tidbits that might have escaped your notice, especially if you’re not a comic book fan. Could these comic tidbits that could be more than coincidence?

First off, could there be a connection between The Amazing Colossal Man and Deathlok? Notice that the surname is the same and both are military men:

Colonel Luther Manning, born in Detroit, Michigan, a soldier who after being near-fatally injured, awakens in the body of the experimental Deathlok cyborg in a post-apocalyptic future. He battles the evil corporate and military regimes that have taken over the United States, while simultaneously struggling not to lose his humanity.


Second, although I have yet to find it, if you look at that poster for the first movie, The Amazing Colossal Man I am positive I have seen a drawing of the character Goliath (Clint Barton) by John Buscema in the exact same pose. It slipped by me at the time but when I was looking at the poster today I suddenly remembered why it seemed all too familiar!

So, we’ve got three movies here about people who become giants, they’re all very much period pieces in that they couldn’t be made today but, that doesn’t make them any less of the delicious treat they are and certainly warranted of this week’s entry!

Nov 10, 2007

Not to be missed.

This weekend on This American Life, they will be rebroadcasting one of my all time favorite shows. The rebroadcast coincides with the 20th anniversary of the subject of the show’s death.
A parable of politics and race in America. The story of Chicago’s first black mayor, Harold Washington, told on the anniversary of his death. We first broadcast on the tenth anniversary of his death and reran this on the 11th. Washington died November 25, 1987.

Titled simply Harold, the show chronicles the battles and successes of Chicago’s first black mayor – it is one of the most inspirational stories I have ever heard in my life and to me it proves there may be some hope for us yet.

In New York it will be broadcast on WNYC AM 820 at 11am on Saturday and twice on Sunday at 4pm on WYNC FM 93.9 and 6pm on WNYC AM 820. You can also listen to the show through iTunes via the live feed for the station and of course you can find it on the This American Life website.

Nov 9, 2007

Hot stove musings.

It was a difficult season for both Yankee fans and Met fans.

Yes, as a Mets fan, I imagine there was ‘the collapse’ that everyone was talking about - surprisingly enough, it hasn’t fazed me in the slightest.

Denial?

Maybe, although I don’t know why the whole ‘collapse’ thing didn’t really affect me, I have to say I enjoyed the season, was disappointed watching what happened at the end but, it didn’t happen in the last two weeks as much as the last six or seven weeks. They (the Mets) should have run away with the division by mid August and when they didn’t, well... you can’t be a true fan and be surprised by the way things turned out.

The Yankees?

Well, Joe Torre did probably the best job he ever did over the last ten years and still wound up getting fired. A-Rod is gone. And finally, the door has pretty much closed on the chapter of Yankee history that the team’s fans had been crowing about. Any real connection the Yankees had to the team that won four out of five World Series vanished when they fired Torre.

So, what now?

Well let’s talk about the Yankees first: A-Rod is gone and for all the attention given over to his departure, Yankee fans should be grateful. If you can’t win it all with a guy you’re paying 20 million chances are pretty good you can achieve the same results in his absence. Maybe this will signal a change in attitude on the part of Yankee management.

See, over the last six or seven years the Yankees went back to a form of management that never worked. In the eighties, Yankee management would regularly pursue the biggest name of the free agent market in the off-season. It was only when George got banished from baseball for a couple of years that Gene Michael was able to lay the foundation of what would become those great teams of the late 90’s.

If you think about those teams, what the Yankees managed to do was to build a team whose sum was greater than all it’s parts. Tino Martinez, Scott Brosius, Paul O’Neil were not marquee names when they arrived to play for the Yankees but, they would become integral to the teams success. The other things the Yankees were very good at during that period was getting one time All Star players late in their careers to play a supporting role.

Take a look at some of the names of guys who played off the Yankee bench over that period: Ruben Sierra, Jim Leyritz, Darryl Strawberry, Tim Raines, Cecil Fielder, Andy Fox, Ruben Rivera, Mike Aldrete, Charlie Hayes, Luis Sojo, Pat Kelly, Jorge Posada, Dion James, Joe Girardi, Chili Davis, Ricky Ledee, Homer Bush, Shane Spencer, Dale Sveum, Mike Lowell, Tony Tarasco, D’Angelo Jimenez, Alfonso Soriano, David Justice, Jose Vizcaino, Glenallen Hill, Jose Canseco, Luis Polonia, Ryan Thompson, Lance Johnson, Roberto Kelly.

Anyway, all the aforementioned players were for the most part players who had long major league careers and there are a few whose names should jump out at you. They were all bench players for the Yankees at some time over that period though!

Well... getting back to the hot stove.

The Yankees already have changed. Joe Torre is gone and Joe Girardi is now the manager. A-Rod is gone so there is a hole at third base. Mariano Rivera, Jorge Posada and Andy Pettitte are all free agents.

First there will be significant competition for the Yankee free agents. Mariano Rivera should be looking very, very attractive to the Detroit Tigers right about now and it wouldn’t at all surprise me if they didn’t make the Yankees overpay if they want to retain Mariano’s services.

Andy Pettitte while publicly stating that he would play for the Yankees or retire, should anticipate a very hefty offer from the Texas Rangers. Texas has one thing the Yankees don’t... location, location, location. Pettitte can stay pitching in the American League, be close to home, be a hero in his home state and bring significant stability to Texas’ rotation. It may not be something you’ve heard about but, the Rangers would be fools not to make Pettitte a offer to make him think twice about retiring.

Posada? Well, I have to think the Mets are chomping at the bit but speaking as a Mets fan, I would be fine having back Ramon Castro and Paul LoDuca. It’s a platoon that has worked well over the last few years and it doesn’t quite make that much sense to break it up now.

Where does that leave the Yankees?

First up, let‘s talk about a trade the Yankees should make. If Pettitte doesn’t wind up returning, the Yankees rotation going into next year looks something like this: Wang, Mussina and...? The Yankees need to fill a hole at third base but, to get something good you have to give up something good. So, let’s propose this trade for the Yankees - Phil Hughes, Shelley Duncan, Andy Phillips and Ross Ohlendorf for Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis.

Second, let’s talk about some free agent signings the Yankees should think about making.

Sign Mike Piazza. Sign him for his New York marquee value, sign him as a backup catcher, dh and pinch hitter. He can hit home runs and he’s the kind of player coming of the bench that harkens back to the Yankee teams of the late 90’s. Sign Shannon Stewart, Stewart is another player that gives the Yankees a deeper bench and he can play either in center or left field. Look at a few pitchers to fill out the back end of the rotation and middle relief roles in the bullpen - names to be considered include: Jamey Wright, Kip Wells, David Riske, Jason Jennings and Joe Kennedy.

What about the Mets?

Well, the first thing the Mets have to do is to figure out who among their free-agents are coming back. All signs are pointing to Tom Glavine not returning, Paul LoDuca may not be back and neither may Ramon Castro, Jose Valentin is most likely gone as is Aaron Sele. Shawn Green could resign but not at what he was making. Mike DeFelice, Jeff Conine, Sandy Alomar Jr. are out the door but it seems as if the club will make the big push to keep Luis Castillo around.

Supposing the Mets sign Castillo, it means they are locked in for the most part in terms of all there starting position players aside from catcher. The infield is locked up and two of the three outfield positions are locked with a platoon going on in right field. As a matter of fact, the Mets outfield without them resigning Shawn Green will be made up of Moises Alou, Carlos Beltran, Endy Chavez, Lastings Milledge and Carlos Gomez. The infield will be Wright, Reyes, Castillo and Delgado. The biggest place the Mets will have to find some help is for their starting rotation and bullpen. They should make a big push for Jorge Posada and failing that give serious thought to bringing back their platoon of LoDuca and Castro.

Pitching is a bit of a thornier problem. As a Mets fan I have to admit to being happy to see what Joe Smith (a pleasant surprise) will look like in his sophomore season. The starting rotation at this moment is Martinez, Maine, Perez and question marks after that.

The bullpen working backward is structured around Billy Wagner, Aaron Heilman, Pedro Feliciano, the aforementioned Joe Smith and a bunch of suspect arms in Mota, Schoeneweis and Jorge Sosa. Duaner Sanchez will be back but until he pitches you have no idea if he will be a capable bridge to the late innings again.

The Mets also have a few chips to play with in terms of trades and it’s more than likely that if they are going to manage to get anything it will be through a trade. The two prime targets of the Mets in this off-season should be Johan Santana and Erik Bedard in that order. Both the Twins and the Orioles are in a position where they would want back high potential/low contract players who if not immediately will be able to make an impact on the major league level within a year or two.

That being said who should be available for trade?

Lastings Milledge, Aaron Heilman are two players to start with and from there you get into an assortment of players including Anderson Hernandez, Scott Schoeneweis and a bunch of pitchers with potential in Willie Collazo, Philip Humber, Mike Pelfrey and Ambiorix Burgos. Mota should also be included in the batch of potential tradable players. A package of Milledge, Heilman and one of those young pitchers would make a good fit for the Twins. A slightly altered package of Milledge, Schoeneweis and Mota might be able to secure Bedard.

The Mets may also want to think about taking a chance on signing Eric Gagne and a look at Mark Redman.

Of course the only good thing about the winter and the lack of baseball is sitting around figuring out what your favorite team is going to look like next year and here in New York it is assured both major league teams will look significantly different!
More cool art.

I had been meaning to post this, it came in from a friend:


I recognized Hammerhead immediately but, I didn’t have the slightest idea who the female character was (maybe the artist’s invention) until I did some checking and came to find out there was indeed a character named Panther Girl!

Really nice stuff though, got a great Bob Brown kind of feel. Good job Gerry! You can check out more of Gerry Acerno’s terrific art by clicking here.

Nov 8, 2007

Video Vault Thursdays!

Not the greatest video by any stretch of the imagination but, one of the greatest bands ever! This is the song that will get you through the winter and I’m in love with those sisters!

Nov 5, 2007

50% off!

I’ve got two comics related tidbits.

If you are in and around NYC, Monday (today), November 5th - Cosmic Comics over on 23rd Street is having a one day sale and they’re moving all statues and busts for 50% off the retail price.

50% OFF SALE!!! ALL STATUES, MINI-BUSTS AND TOYS MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5TH 10:00AM - 8:00PM located at 10 E23rd St., New York City, NY 10010 open M-F 10am-8pm, Sat. 11am-7pm, Sun. 12am-7pm email at comixink@aol.com call at 212-460-5322.

Also, for all of November Twomorrows is offering 50% off all in-stock back issues of their magazines. This includes Draw, Comic Book Artist, Back Issue, Write Now and others. Good place to do early Christmas shopping or at least take advantage of some savings.

From the entire month of November, we’re offering 50% off all in-stock magazines! (That's getting one free for every one you buy!) So if you’ve got some holes in your collection that need filling, or were considering trying one of our mags for the first time, this is the perfect time to buy!

Nov 4, 2007

Things to hate about fall.

Besides the weather getting colder, the days getting shorter there are other things to make one despise this time of year. Things which make the summer and the spring so much nicer by comparison.

I’m not a big one for Halloween or anything from after that until after New Years - let’s take that a step further and go all the way out to Saint Patrick’s Day. As a matter of fact, I do believe if I have my way in the coming years I will definitely find a way to become a Snowbird. If Key West hadn’t gotten so over built, it would be the destination of choice but, there are a lot of other keys which are lesser known and probably just as idyllic. I’ve also got a friend down on the Gulf Coast so maybe I might impose upon him to at least find an avenue of entry in the warmer surroundings.

So, in addition to the aforementioned reasons, the other thing to loathe about this time of year is the fact in the ’burbs you have many attention starved adults.

Attention starved adults?

Oh, you mean you don’t know what I’m talking about?

Well, I’m specifically referring to those people who use this slate of holiday at the year’s tail end as an excuse to adorn their lot with the most gaudy of displays, think things more at home in a used car lot. Large balloons of various characters... a pumpkin for Halloween, a turkey for Thanksgiving, some elves and a sleigh for the Yuletide season.

Balloons!

A private little Macy’s day parade in their front yard, look at me, look at me, look at me!

Look, I know I’m not given over to being sweetness and light over these things but, I still can appreciate some tasteful decoration. It’s just you’ve got a whole slew of people who don’t know when to stop. Thankfully, the neighbors on either side of me aren’t given over to such an indulgence of excess but, I have to admit to feeling a bit sorry for the people who have the misfortune of having one of these loons as a next door neighbor.

When your neighbor puts out all manner of decoration for Halloween, creating their very own haunted hayride, complete with a soundtrack full of moans and groans... or come Christmas when the guy next door festoons every square inch of the house and the front yard with each and every light and decoration that can be found and pumps Yuletide music out speakers in the yard from sundown to midnight what to do?

I mean, I see this regularly and I have to wonder what is going on?

Funny thing, there was one guy in town who would always go overboard on this stuff. It was a house I would pass regularly on the way to the local supermarket. There was a time there when he and his immediate neighbors were engaged in what could best be described as an arms race only with decorations taking the place of nukes. At some point, his neighbors just gave up!

This year Halloween came and surprisingly there were no decorations out in front of his house. No mini graveyard, no trees full of cobwebs and goblins, no orange light show, no ghostly moans... just a very plain, quiet for sale sign with the number of a local realtor. Makes sense, I mean potential buyers more than likely would be put off by all the decoration and the seller is smart enough to know that.

But... if you’re smart enough to know how put off by the display potential buyers will be, why not have the same consideration for your neighbors? You know, the people who have suffered through living next door to you for the last few years? I imagine they were just happy when the for sale sign showed up.

Nov 1, 2007

Video Vault Thursdays!

This was a big favorite of mine, I still have a 12" vinyl version of this aorund the house somewhere. Of course, it wouldn’t have been as good without Bootsy Collins!



...and of course who could resist Lady Miss Kier!

Oct 31, 2007

The problem with Halloween...

...in New York City is as you make your way about Manhattan, you can never really be sure who is wearing a costume for the occasion and who is in their daily dress.

Oct 29, 2007

The Sword Saint.

If you’re a fan of Heroes, you might want to check out the Yamagato Fellowship website where they have a nice series of short flash movies about the life of Takezo Kensei. Possibly providing a hint of what is to come in the series.
Terror filled Mondays.

Today’s Terror Filled Mondays entry is another movie where a 60’s tv icon played out of character.

At the remote Alpine village of Trollenberg, someone or something is killing off mountain climbers. The culprits turn out to be an army of one-eyed, tentacled, beasts from outer space, who hide themselves in a radioactive cloud. Crawling along like snails, these horrific creatures attempt to neutralize their human foes by pumping a freezing fog at their pursuers. It helps matters not at all that some of the locals have been mentally enslaved by the monsters. It’s up to American scientist Alan Brooks to save the day. The Trollenberg Terror was retitled The Crawling Eye when it was released in the U.S. on a double bill with The Cosmic Terror.

Watching the guy I knew as Sergeant O’Rourke run around in this movie was half of the fun of it. Sure it isn’t horribly scary now but you had to be a ten year old to truly appreciate it!

Forrest Tucker (February 12, 1919 - October 25, 1986) was an American actor in both movies and television from the 1940s to the 1980s. Tucker, who stood 6'4" and weighed 200 lbs. (91 kg), excelled as both hero and villain in nearly 100 action films throughout the 1940s and 1950s.

Oct 27, 2007

Still kicking ass!

My friend Ed just sent me this latest painting he finished – a wonderful portrait of the very comely Lila (who at times reminds me very much of Veronica Lake).

Thought I would share:
My good fortune.

I’ve never owned a Mac that made the list of the ten worst Mac models ever or an item that made it onto the list of the 19 worst Apple products ever.

Certainly I’ve never owned anything worthy of being made into an iWipe:


iWipe Toilet Paper Dispenser by Sam Garfield
The equal opportunity offender.

I often make my way over to Al Goldstein’s blog. I remember when Midnight Blue used to air on Manhattan’s Channel J and Al used to have a regular feature where he would send out a hearty f**k you to someone. Midnight Blue certainly appealed to my more prurient interests but it was entertaining beyond that level mainly because of Al. The man had a no-nonsense, in-your-face style that you wound up either loving or hating.

To me, there was something about Al’s attitude that was quintessentially New York...

New York, the kind of frenetic-paced place where everyone is in a rush and you can just as easily curse a stranger one second and show incredible kindness to another stranger the next.

Certainly there is no question Al’s attitudes harken back to an age before political correctness but, in his defense he holds himself to the same offensive diatribes, insults and slurs as the people he targets. Maybe people don’t say these things anymore but, does that really stop them from thinking it?

Serving for two years in the Army gave me the chance to protect this country and now I am allowed to go to the VA for depression medicine and little things like shaving my pubes, which makes my cock look huge, brighten my day.

Allow me to elucidate on why we are safe. We are safe from treacherous words. Words are dangerous and that is why politicians, media powermongers and religious fanatics are limiting them...

...I will joke about anyone and anyone can make fun of me.
Evil jokes.

I just got this drawing emailed to me the other day - it’s a deliciously sinister in-joke.

Oct 25, 2007

Video Vault Thursdays!

This one is also an oldie but a goodie. Just a bunch of guys who got together one day and decided they liked playing together, they wrote a few songs and put out an album but what an album it was!


Initially starting at a meal between Roy Orbison, George Harrison, and Jeff Lynne, they got together at Bob Dylan’s studio (Santa Monica, California) to record an additional track as a B-side for the single release of Harrison’s “This Is Love.” Tom Petty’s involvement was by chance as Harrison had left his guitar at Petty’s house. The song they came up with was “Handle with Care.” However, the record company immediately realized it was too good to be released as a single “filler.”

The thing I really love about this is how they paid tribute to Roy Orbison, hard to believe there are only three surviving Wilburys now. My understanding is it was really hard to come by these albums until they were recently rereleased:

In the late 90s and early 2000s, the two Traveling Wilburys albums had limited availability and were out of print in most territories. Harrison, as primary holder of the rights, did not reissue them prior to his death. In June 2007, the two albums were reissued as a two CD and one DVD set, originally announced by Tom Petty on his XM radio show and in the February 2007 edition of Q Magazine in an interview with Jeff Lynne.

Oct 24, 2007

I like Apple but...

Is there any reason that each and every time I install an upgrade something goes batfuggy! I installed some upgrades and now iTunes and iPhoto are just crapping out every time I try launching them - Quicktime seems f**ked too. Funny as it may sound, I do not want to upgrade hardware unless it is absolutely necessary and I am getting really tired with updates that cause more problems than they seem to fix!
Gaining some perspective.

Housewife: To be happy, it’s important to like your neighbors and for them to like you. So think how really important it is for the whole world to like and respect the President of the United States. No American has ever won greater respect for our country than President Eisenhower—and that could mean the difference between war and peace. That’s why I’m voting for Ike.

We have another Presidential election rapidly bearing down upon us and I came across this exhibit I thought I would pass along.

SONG: Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy can, etc. Do you want a man for president who’s seasoned through and through, But not so doggoned seasoned that he won’t try something new? A man who’s old enough to know, and young enough to do? Well, it’s up to you, it’s up to you, it’s strictly up to you. Do you like a man who answers straight, a man who’s always there? Well, measure him against the others and when you compare, You’ll cast your vote for Kennedy and the change that’s overdue. So it’s up to you, it’s up to you, it’s strictly up to you. Yes, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy can.

We have the benefit of looking back through history and comparing the predictions of these ads to the reality that followed – but in doing that, we arrive at a cautionary tale.

GROUP [singing]: There’s a change that’s come over America, a change that’s great to see. We’re living here in peace again, we're goin’ back to work again, it's better than it used to be. I’m feelin’ good about America, and I'm feelin’—
FORD: Today America enjoys the most precious gift of all. We are at peace.
ANNOUNCER: We’re at peace with the world and at peace with ourselves. America is smiling again. And a great many people believe that the leadership of this steady, dependable man can keep America happy and secure. We know we can depend on him to work to keep us strong at home. We know we can depend on him to work to ease tensions among the other nations of the world. We know we can depend on him to make peace his highest priority. Peace with freedom. Is there anything more important than that?

Basically, we are reminded we should put no more stock into the claims of many political ads than we should in ads for any other product we are besieged with on a daily basis.

MALE ANNOUNCER: 1982. Reaganomics sinks our country into the deepest recession and unemployment in fifty years. Now Ronald Reagan says the economy is moving up. It is: up on a mountain of debt and record Reagan deficits. More borrowing than all the other presidents in history combined. That'll drive interest rates up, slow the economy down, and then —
ANNOUNCER + title: If you’re thinking of voting for Ronald Reagan in 1984... Think of what will happen in 1985.

Ads are ads, and whether it’s soap or cereal or a candidate for office... everything should be taken with a grain of salt.

MAN: Even with two paychecks coming in, still there’s not a lot left, and less and less all the time.
WOMAN: I think that George Bush has forgotten about a good portion of us.
WOMAN:I find the health care costs are just outrageous.
MAN: George Bush has turned his back on the health care needs of the American people.
MAN: People of Wisconsin cannot afford another four years of Bush.
WOMAN: It definitely is time for a change in America.
MAN: Bill Clinton is definitely our hope for the future.

This exhibit is up on the Museum of the Moving Image site. It’s title The Living Room Candidate - Presidential Campaign Commercials 1952-2004 and really is worth taken a long look through when you have the time.

Oct 23, 2007

Everyone gets their fifteen minutes.

Now with YouTube and webcams, we all get or fifteen minutes of fame. As an example, I give you the following – mind you in both instances we are talking about first over 300k hits:



and then over 100k hits:



But, the question is after you’ve made yourself a YouTube star will the rest of life really match up to your fifteen minutes of fame or will you wind up like one of those child actors they do TV specials about?

Oct 22, 2007

Terror filled Mondays.

Today’s entry in terror filled Mondays is notable for some of the people in the cast.

This movie featured one of the first screen roles of a very young Patty Duke. It also had a future Catwoman in the female lead in the person of Lee Meriwether. Finally rounding out the cast were Robert Lansing who was a fixture on TV throughout the 60’s and 70’s (you may remember the square face and the bushy eyebrows) and Robert Strauss certainly one of film and TV’s most memorable character actors.


Brilliant but irresponsible scientist Tony Nelson develops an amplifier that allows any object to achieve a 4th dimensional state. While in this state that object can pass freely through any other object. Currently unemployed after burning down a college lab, Tony seeks out his brother Scott, a researcher working on a material called Cargonite that is so dense as to be impenetrable, with his experiment. Scott is underpaid and under appreciated at his job but doesn’t have the drive to challenge his employer for greater recognition. When his girlfriend falls for Tony an enraged Scott steals Tony’s experiment and starts playing with it eventually sending himself into a 4th dimensional state.

The 4D Man is one of those quieter movies of the 50’s in that a lot of the drama happens on a personal level framed against the dynamic of a sibling relationship. The other interesting thing about the film is it’s link to the horror/sci-fi classic The Blob. Finally as part of its unique trifecta is the fact the movie was filmed by a minister!

...turning out quality 35mm inspirational short subjects from the makeshift Valley Forge Studios. Its leader was a minister named Irvin S. Yeaworth, Jr., an idealistic and charismatic man committed to spreading his beliefs via film, and his dedicated religious moviemakers had persevered through all kinds of deprivations.

Oct 18, 2007

Video Vault Thursdays!

Look, you know you want it!

I want it to!

What’s that?

Oct 17, 2007

If you want to see good scifi...

I hate being sick! This past week and a half has been no exception but, I see a light at the end of the tunnel (as I hack up lougies). I can’t wait to get rid of this nasty bug!

On the good side though, I spent the time this past weekend alternating between naps and watching a couple of DVDs that had come in through NetFlix. Specifically I got the first three DVDs of Doctor Who series 1 – by series 1, I’m talking about the newest version by BBC Wales and Russell T. Davies. I’ve been watching the show as it has been broadcast on SciFi and it’s just incredible.

Unfortunately, I don’t think SciFi has been broadcasting the Christmas specials (but I could be wrong about that). Anyway, over the next few weeks I am going to be going through the last three seasons again - somewhat inspirational. If for any reason you haven’t seen the new series, I can at least point you to two of the three parter that ended the current season and you can decide for yourself.

I was just watching them and they are just so well done! I can’t wait for the next season! Take a look for yourself:

The Sound of Drums:



Last of the Timelords:



Of course, look under related to find the additional parts in sequence.

If you want to see the first part, it doesn’t quite seem complete with it starting on Part Two but you’re more than welcome to check it out:

Utopia:

Oct 15, 2007

Terror filled Mondays.

Today’s movie is one of my all-time favorites! Growing up, I know this was a movie I saw more than once and with good reason because it was just that good - or at least it was to me at the time.

Written by Robb White, and starring Vincent Price as eccentric millionaire Fredrick Loren. Loren and his fourth wife, Annabelle, have invited five people to the house for a “Haunted House” party. Whoever stays in the house for one night will earn ten thousand dollars. As the night progresses, all the guests are trapped inside the house with ghosts, murderers, and other terrors.




I think this was the first movie I can remember Vincent Price making a big impression on me although at the point Price appeared in HoHH he was already well-established in Hollywood. I would always delight later on in seeing Price early on in the classic Laura. Speaking of which if you haven’t seen Laura you should seek it out.

Among the cast in the original House on Haunted Hill, was a very young Richard Long. Long was better known to me at the time as the dad on Nanny and the Professor (where he shared screen time with Paris Hilton’s aunt Kim Richards who played his daughter). Consequently, Long popping up in a horror movie was a little incongruous with the image I had of him at the time.

Better still, the cast was rounded out by the immortal Elisha Cook Jr. At this point, you might be saying ELISHA WHO!?!?

Cook may be better remembered as Sydney Greenstreet’s lackey Wilmer in the defining film noir flick The Maltese Falcon or even from his recurring role on Magnum PI in the eighties. Cook had a long career in both television and film usually playing tough guys or bad guys.

Today’s entry into Terror filled Mondays is even more special because not only can I offer up the movie poster but, if you have the time (and the bandwidth), you can actually the film I’ve been talking about - click through for one of William Castle’s best - The House on Haunted Hill:

The things you miss out on.

Being a Mac user there is a whole world of the computing experience you miss out on. Case in point, I never knew about ‘Clippy’ because he’s a PC-only experience. So, I had never seen the campaign promoting Office XP (ummm... is that really the way you want to spend shareholders’ dollars Microsoft?).







Nor had I seen the more humorous takes on the same subject:

Oct 14, 2007

Good riffs don’t die!

They just get recycled into new hits. Case in point, take a look at this video from the dark ages of 1978!



A riff that got recycled almost 30 years later as a hit for an Australian band the Rogue Traders who cut a decent record but made a crappy video:

Are you a bigot?

I was looking around for some info for another post I was working on when I came across an article about multicultural versus unicultural – essentially bigotry. We live in a politically correct society today but, I wonder sometimes if it doesn’t mean that things have just been pushed farther beneath the surface. It’s something I always worry about within myself, the tendency towards close-mindedness or bigotry. I think these are easier habits for people to fall into than most of us would like to admit and in looking at one of the articles I came across this online Harvard study you can take:

Featured Task: Multicultural vs. Unicultural IAT
It is well known that people don’t always ‘speak their minds,’ and it is suspected that people don’t always ‘know their minds.’ Understanding such divergences is important to scientific psychology. This web site presents a method that demonstrates the conscious-unconscious divergences much more convincingly than has been possible with previous methods. This new method is called the Implicit Association Test, or IAT for short.

We will ask you (optionally) to report your attitudes toward or beliefs about these topics, and provide some general information about yourself. These demonstrations should be more valuable if you have also tried to describe your self-understanding of the characteristic that the IAT is designed to measure. Also, a variety of factors may influence your IAT performance. The score is provided for entertainment purposes only.

I was lucky I guess, because I scored okay but, I still think it’s something I need to be aware of and continually fight against. I’m not holding it out as a matter of me being better than anyone else because I’m far from it but, it does force you to confront some uneasy questions about yourself, check it out.


Just because you can do something,
doesn’t mean you should do it.


I found this awhile back and never got a chance to post it but it is just hilarious. This is from Jim Florentine’s site where there is an abundance of funny things available to listen and watch. Truthfully this video made me think of a particular person but, it really is hilarious.

All you can eat buffet.
If it all sounds oh-so-familiar!

So, I was going through the draft queue to try and clean up all the unfinished entries in there when I came across this unfinished gem from last October. What is really, really great about it is that I linked to an article in the post. You can see part of it and it’s from October ’06 but the really funny thing is, when I clicked through on the link it took me to the current article on Joe Torre’s fate! Makes me wonder if they don’t have a whole library of these things pre-written!

What have you done for me lately? dated 10/08/06

That didn’t take long now, did it?

The Yankees lost the series to the Tigers yesterday and in less than 24 hours the stories are out:

Yankees manager Joe Torre likely will be fired and replaced by Lou Piniella following another early exit from the playoffs, the New York Daily News reported Sunday.

According to sources the Daily News did not identify, Torre is expected to be fired unless he resigns first — or team officials can talk owner George Steinbrenner out of making the move.


BWAH HA HA!


Torre has managed to get the team to the playoffs in each of the 11 years he has managed but, in Yankeeland it’s not just getting to the playoffs that are considered a measure of success. No, for the Yankees (and their fans) to derive any enjoyment they have to win it all if only so to lord over the fans of all the other teams.

Let’s look at it this way: there are 30 major league baseball teams. Of those 30 teams, only 8 get a chance to make it to the playoffs, 4 from each league. It’s not an easy thing to do and the Yankees have managed to do it year in and year out for over a decade!

Believe me, that’s no small feat! I was a big fan of the Yankees from ’83 to ’95 and during that time they made it to the playoffs once. ONCE! In twelve years! Over the last 11 years they’ve played in the playoffs each and every year! I think if you asked the fans in Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Colorado, Kansas City or Baltimore if they would be happy if their teams made it to the playoffs, even if they were knocked out before or in the World Series they wouldn’t be ecstatic but, at the very least they would derive some measure of satisfaction from their teams success.

Not the Yankees.

And, this is why I stopped being a Yankee fan (that and the fact that going to games at the stadium once the team started to get better became a really obnoxious experience).

I’m sorry for the Yankees and I’m sorry for their fans too. The fact that the organization is upset because outspending all the other major league teams is in no way a guarantee of winning it all may be a big disappointment. It also is the reason why they’ll be an extensive pogrom during the off-season to find the guilty parties and hold them accountable.

It’s been said in the past, rooting for the Yankees was akin to rooting for General Motors. Well, I think this season proved that adage as both organizations were stricken by bad management, wasteful spending.


Well at the very least I got something out of the drafts queue!

Oct 12, 2007

More on New York’s secret past.

I came across another article on the area, really fascinating stuff considering what the area looks like today:
Far from being a desirable destination, the Far West Village, as it was known back then, was unknown territory to most New Yorkers except for butchers, neighborhood residents, and the select group of queer and kinky people who roamed the streets and filled the clubs there in the late-night hours and staggered home in the early morning as the sun was rising and most New Yorkers were heading off to work. During the day, strongmen dragged animal carcasses through the garbage-filled streets. It was a site reserved only for those with strong stomachs, given the stench of dead flesh and rotting trash that characterized the area.
Hammering down the Anvil!

Before we build.


Back in the olden days, the dark ages before there were desktop computers, email and cellphones, I lived another life. A life so radically different from the one I lead today it seems as if it was another person who experienced it.

Those were the days when I wrangled the yellow beast through the concrete canyons of the city. Today with things like the internet, people romanticize the whole cab driving experience (see Melissa Plaut’s New York Hack blog to see what I’m talking about) but, it’s not something I find altogether romantic.

Taxi-driving then as now, was a difficult job. The difference back then is that for the entirety of your shift you were cut off from the rest of your life. You didn’t have a cell phone (or even a two way radio) so, keeping in touch with people meant finding a pay phone and stopping. Parking was no easier to find then than it is now and constantly pumping change into a pay phone isn’t really conducive to long conversations. Plus it’s not like you could give out a number of a pay phone you knew you were going to be by at a particular time.

So, back then it was a different life.

This past weekend I was down in what was once known as the meat packing district. The area is still called the meat packing district but, it is so far removed from that the name doesn’t fit anymore. I took the picture above, late in the afternoon, of a building being demolished on 14th and 10th Avenue. This holdout is one of the last buildings to go under the wrecking ball and the transformation into something else more in line with the new character of the area.

But, I remember other days...

There’s something funny about that too, because today all the things that this cast off neighborhood offered up have become mainstream!

See, this neighborhood back then was off on the edge of the city, mostly industrial and because of that there were a certain number of establishments that gravitated there. Places that wanted to operate underneath the radar so to speak. I remember the neighborhood so well because in those wee hours of the morning when fares were scarce, this was the area you’d make your way over to. Taxi driving can be a bit like fishing at times and you always want to put your line in where the fish are biting. Late at night after most of the bars had closed down, during the week when the majority of people had long since gone home so they could get up for work, there was a whole other group of people leading very different lives. This was when New York had a true underground.

Chelsea Piers has been up and operating for a long time now but, I still vividly remember the gay bars on West Street that were overflowing on weekends. Places with names like The Glory Hole. There were straight nightclubs, gay bars and sex clubs all within blocks of one and other. Seedy motels where a room could be let for enough time to have a quickie. Hookers of every variety, women, men and men dressed as women calling out to passing cars and pedestrians.

It was nasty, I’m not saying these were days that should be glorified but, looking around today it’s hard to imagine a city like that even existed. I found an article that talked a little about it to which you can read here:

What had been a vacated industrial wasteland to most people — and a sexual playground for society’s outcasts — is now the trendiest place to live. Before it’s too late, we need to document the nightlife that once made this a vivid destination.

Oct 11, 2007

Video Vault Thursdays!

So, Warren Ellis had an old PiL video up and it gave me the impetus to go nosing around on YouTube just to see what I could find. These searches are a bit organic, one thing leads to another and I found this old ditty that was a favorite and I thought I would share:



*further note! - I guess they’re rooting this stuff out so I’ve posted a live performance by Lene Lovich of the song although it doesn’t have the charm of the video the song is still kick ass.

*note - so, I put the link up earlier today and then it got bounced via YouTube because as they put it, it violated a copyright claim by Viacom. Now I was able to go back and find it but, what I don’t understand and what makes absolutely no sense to me is this: it’s something from almost 20 years ago that saw regular rotation on music video channels. This is not a pay site, there is no money being made off of the display of the video and if anything it would remind people what a great tune this is and hopefully they’ll go out and buy it. I think the phrase that would apply under these circumstances is ‘free advertising?’ No one is going to seek out a song they’ve never heard or haven’t heard in a lonng, long time so aside from the artist - who do they think they’re hurting?
Idle musings on baseball.

Big news around New York has been the Yankee fade to the Cleveland Indians in the Division Series. So much so that there has been talk about Joe Torre being fired for the team’s performance. In my mind though, this is probably one of the best managing jobs Torre has done in his 12 years with the Yankees. He basically took a team everyone had written off for dead back in June and got them to the wildcard! Hell, they were even in contention for the division crown until very late in the season!

So, it is somewhat ironic Torre is being called out for the ’07 Yankees.

Let‘s talk about a couple of things relating to that though...

First off, has it occurred to anyone that the Mets decision to retain Willie Randolph had as much to do with keeping him from managing the Yankees in ’08 while the Mets were paying him? It was no secret around New York that Joe Torre’s job was very much in jeopardy if the Yankees didn’t win it all this year. Wouldn’t Willie have made a very logical choice to replace Torre given the thought that Mattingly was not yet ready for the job?

Speaking of Torre, one thing you hear about is how the Yankees are going to get rid of him. Now, Torre is admittedly the highest paid manager in all of baseball with a 2007 salary of $7.5 million and one has to wonder at times given the vast resources at any Yankee managers disposal if a manager who made only $1 million or less couldn’t get at least comparable results. So, the question becomes if it is important for the Yankees to send a message and if in fact Joe Torre does want to stay with the Yankees, why not a pay cut? Maybe if they were to reup Torre, why not give him an incentive laden contract akin to what a player would get?

Just curious.

Meanwhile, in regard to free agents...

Why do I shudder when I think of Mariano Rivera in a Braves uniform? Better still why do I think the Red Sox would make a big push for Rivera (if only as an eighth inning guy)? Those are just two of the teams I’m thinking of right off the bat although the Phillies, Orioles, Blue Jays and even the Mets should be interested.

Speaking of the Mets being interested in a Yankee free agent, is there any way you don’t see the Mets making a big push for Jorge Posada?

A-Rod? C’mon if not Chicago, there are a host of other teams - the Angels, the Dodgers, the Red Sox who would love to have him.

Oct 9, 2007

Sunday, bloody Sunday.

Back on August 3rd I started writing this incomplete entry, I started writing the rest on Sunday:
How you liking me now?
Roger Clemens was booed off the mound Thursday after he allowed eight runs and nine hits in the second inning of the Yankees’ game against the Chicago White Sox.

Only three of the runs were earned. Second baseman Robinson Cano mishandled Jerry Owens’ grounder near the bag with one out, and Clemens threw out Darin Erstad at the plate on Alex Cintron’s dribbler, but the next four batters all got hits off Clemens before manager Joe Torre replaced him.

Somehow, when the Yankees signed the Rocket, I don’t think they imagined him giving up moonshots to opposing players. Since coming up to face the juggernaut that is this year’s Pittsburgh Pirates team and winning his inaugural game of the ’07 season, the Rocket has won two additional games in 11 starts and the team has won one more game that Roger has started making the Yankees record 4 wins and 8 losses in games where the Rocket was on the mound.

Tomorrow is the Rocket’s birthday and he’ll be 45. I guess it’s hard to expect much more from a pitcher at that point in his career. Thing is, the Rocket is baseball’s highest paid player and his pro-rated salary equates to slightly more than what the Yankees are paying Alex Rodriquez. I keep hearing Yankee broadcasters kill the recently demoted Kei Igawa but the funny thing is that the Yankees have a record of 7 and 5 in the games Igawa has appeared in.


As things have turned out, the entire Yankee season is on the line with tomorrow’s game against Cleveland. The Yankees have an alarming 8 and 10 record in the games 45-year-old Clemens has started. Clemens made 17 starts for the Yankees this season ending up with a mediocre 6 and 6 record and a very pedestrian 4.18 era. Hardly the stuff of stoppers and a big dropoff from his 18 and 4 record he had in his last Cy Young season just three short years ago.

Pitchers are funny in a way because sometimes a pitcher’s skills can slowly diminish over the course of time while others the process can happen seemingly overnight. As Clemens takes the mound tomorrow, I have to wonder how secure the Yankee fan feels betting their future on the arm of ‘The Rocket.’

Normally, when the highest paid pitcher in baseball takes the mound for any team it would be a no brainer but, in Yankeeland things don’t operate on a normal scale. Yankeeland is akin to the Bizarro World of baseball where mistakes can be covered over by signing a 45-year-old pitcher for just over $263,636 an inning.




Now that was where I had gotten to on Sunday and then that evening the Rocket went out and pitched three mediocre innings. So, the question for all the Yankee fans on the day after the season ended is this: was he worth it?
Clemens will cost the Yankees $26.1 million this year - his salary of $18.7 million plus a $7.5 million tax the team will pay MLB for exceeding a certain salary threshold, the so-called luxury tax. Gennaro estimates that Clemens will add six wins to the team. The model is based on the assumption Clemens will perform as he has in the recent past - an admittedly iffy proposition for a soon-to-be 45-year-old pitcher.

Looking back on the season, did bringing Roger Clemens back for a shortened period really make that much of a difference? Was he worth all that money? I’m just curious (more of me being Devil’s Advocate here) because that amazing excess that the Yankees showed cost them nearly half of what three of the four playoff teams spent in total payroll!

Cleveland Indians
$61,673,267
Colorado Rockies
$54,424,000
Arizona Diamondbacks
$52,067,546